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hello everyone,my name is timmy and im a monkey.i am three years old and come from cambodia,but was rescued by the monkey keeper foundation and taken to england.i love my new monkey keeper and my two big brothers,bruno and monk.i started school at balamory last year but i was too intelligent for eady mcready,my teacher, so i just went to university and got degrees in biochemistry,genetics and brain surgery.i passed these in record time and went to hollywood where ive since been in many movies.i am officially the worlds richest monkey and highesst paid animal star in hollywood,but im having trouble finding a wife(i had one called monkelina but she screwed me for ten grand and left me with her kid),so if you like the sound of me get in touch cos im lonely...
to your right is the only photo i have of my mother,it was taken when i was newborn...
My Favorites Favorite Band or Musician: steps,s-club,busted
Favorite TV show: monk idol
Favorite movie: babe pig in the city
Favorite book: "time" by a.einstein
Favorite sports team: cambodia f.c
Favorite food: mcflurries My Hobbies me and my brother bruno chase a naughty neighbours kids around,and eat mcflurries all day with our pocket money.our dad is a world champion monkey boxer,and is training bruno. Most Admired i admire dunston from dunston checks in |
